i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
The adults are the big ones right?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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