I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
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So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
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You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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