dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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