There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
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Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
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the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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