Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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