I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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