Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
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You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
So squirting runs in the family.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
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I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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