im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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