Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I'm having to shit out rocks
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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