I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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