yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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