drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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