I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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