Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
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He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
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we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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