Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
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I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
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I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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