This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
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the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
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I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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