Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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