can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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