you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
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I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
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He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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