Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
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She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
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I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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