yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
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Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
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Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low