Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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