what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
A bitchslap is in order.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
