You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
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No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Just took my morning after pill in the library
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
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Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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