I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
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Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
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Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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