don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
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One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
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She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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