It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
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you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
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like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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