I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
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the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
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words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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