It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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