and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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