Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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