The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
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I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
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It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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