She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
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I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
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My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
well, you know. whores of a feather.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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