I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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