I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
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I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
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But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I am available for nakedness
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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