Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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