They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I have tasted many bathrooms
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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