YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
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at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
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You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
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