I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
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You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
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The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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