I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
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Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
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i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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