I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
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Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
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Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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