So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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