Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
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I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
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About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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