his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
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Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
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I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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