have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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