Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
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You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
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HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize