I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
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The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
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There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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