who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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