So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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