I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
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