I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
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i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
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she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
You ate ashes out of my bong
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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