me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
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i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
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You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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